I must be paranoid but I get the feeling that a group of women are out to kill me! I’m not a sketch artist but this is what one of them looks like. 
They’re hidden behind a veil of mystery and almost always try to run me off the road, honk crazily at me and give me dirty looks. I believe that they’re all from the same club and have some sort of hidden agenda.
Take for example the one that lives in my locality, she drives a Beige Suzuki Vitara and tries to beat traffic by driving on the sidewalk at 100 KMPH! I was once on the right hand side of the road when she launched her car off the sidewalk and onto the main road but luckily I escaped with my life.
Then there’s the blood thirsty woman who drives in the right lane all the way to the exit, makes a mad dash across the road to the extreme left, cuts in front of me, then swerves all the way back to the exit!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TRYING TO DO? Once again let me illustrate
The above two are just 2 of the many incidents that I’ve had to deal with.
I’m not against women driving and being independent but damn!
I got this with today’s newspaper. A coupon for 50 paintballs at the paintball park near Kuwait Towers. I’ve never been there although most of my friends have. Guess I’m not brave enough to endure being shot with a hard round object and knowing my friends, I’d surely be hit repeatedly in my ‘man parts’ 
